"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.